voive over for Friend & Recording Studio Owner
Selected actors will have to record and submit voice overs playing each role. One voice over they should emphasize the Friend and the other voice over they should emphasize the Studio Owner. Final voice overs are due by Friday, March 5th at Midnight.
The following voice overs are heard. On screen is a sound engineer working with someone in a booth. The point of view from these two guys in the back of the room, talking. One is a friend of the comedian in the booth. The other is the owner of the studio. They talk a few decibels below regular voice tone because they know what they’re saying is underhanded.
FRIEND
I’m friends with the guy she use to date.
STUDIO OWNER
Don’t tell me anymore.
FRIEND
Why not?
STUDIO OWNER
Because I am going to want THAT.
FRIEND
I know where you’re coming from because I want that too. I want that toooo!
STUDIO OWNER
I haven’t seen action in about 3 weeks ‘Cause I’m always here in this fuckin studio.
FRIEND
You got a good sound engineer though.
STUDIO OWNER
Yeah hold on. She’s finishing up. Tell her she did a good job.
FRIEND
She was so NOT funny.
STUDIO OWNER
She was horrible. Like half the people who come in this studio to record. Horrible.
FRIEND
You should hear her comedy, bro.
They both laugh.
STUDIO OWNER
You’re an asshole.
FRIEND
She’s a bad comedian, bro. But she knows a lot of people so she’s my friend right now.
STUDIO OWNER
And your boy said he skeet in 90 seconds.
FRIEND
Every time. He said it was something about her mouth or lips...
STUDIO OWNER
(Repositions his crotch)
Damn. Fuck.
FRIEND
She can’t hear us can she?
STUDIO OWNER
No. Not all the way back here. She can only see you eating that fuckin burger right now. The sound engineer is a genius. Let him work with her.... and he needs to download what she recorded on your laptop...
FRIEND
Use hers. I forgot mine. Is it gonna take long?
STUDIO OWNER
Little bit. That means I could get my 90 seconds. Then you get your 90 seconds and then I’m gonna get at least one more 90 seconds. My balls are the size of watermelons right now.
FRIEND
Guess I better finish this burger.
STUDIO OWNER
You better do something because… HERE SHE IS...
SCENE TWO
STUDIO OWNER
I’ll bring you your laptop as soon as the sound engineer is finished.
(She clearly doesn’t respond.
Uh oook... Check in on you later.
SCENE THREE
FRIEND
Hey whats up? Is everything cool? The studio owner said you were acting a little cold to him. I got your laptop.